stripedsweater:

What guy!?

Uh… uh… Smitty something.

Smitty what?!

Uhh… Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen….

He must have been number 1.

(via moltres)

illfollowyouintothedark-deactiv asked: Oh my gooodness. This is a dream come true. I lovers spongebob.

:)

ohitsspongebob:(via b-cad)

ohitsspongebob:defyingsanity:

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”

My life motto. :3

stripedsweater:

You want me to explode?
YES! That’s what I’ve been waiting for.
Um… OK I’ll try… GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! Now it’s your turn.
THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!!
OoOoo, good one.